Saturday, May 25, 2013

What can you learn from a Robbery



There was this robbery in Guangzhou , the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you".

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking".
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One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!"
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When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!"
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After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".

This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!"
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The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month".

This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important."
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The next day, TV news reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million RMB. The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80 million RMB with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold !"
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The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are now covered by this robbery.

This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks!"



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Monday, May 6, 2013

General Election Malaysia 2013, BN won in majority?

Barisan Nasional won 133 seats over Pakatan Rakyat's 89 seats
Refer above image for more detail information



Below are info medias being shared widely and crazily through the net
May some of them is true, some of them is false, some of them is funny, and some of them is cruel

世界级魔术团就在马来西亚!


马来西亚出名到台湾

Why are people guarding this TNB sub station? Shall we expect an induced blackout at a counting center nearby? Anyone in Jalan Bangkung, Bangsar who can monitor this?


右邊那個是魔術師喔?

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不懂的台灣人看這裡!
馬來西亞昨天舉辦了第13届選舉,可是有一方耍花招,開票快結束時,突然停電了,電力恢復時,竟然多了幾箱票!!!!!
(懷疑有人趁停電時偷放票箱) 所以有一些本来遙遙領先的候選人最後被逆轉了…廢票也猛增加

這就是為什麼大馬人的FB大頭貼都換黑色照片
身為台灣人我們也覺得很....DIRTY

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來自大馬的網友:
台灣的朋友,我們的爛政府用外勞幫他們投票,用金錢賄選,投換票箱,用警察流氓打壓人民,好幾個計票站突然停電,然後恢復電源突然多了幾個票箱,從大幅領先到直接被逆轉,請瘋傳,我以身為馬來西亞為榮,但以馬來西亞政府為恥

不用說....在心中....馬來西亞的朋友們....我支持你...

馬來西亞執政黨為了勝選不擇手段:
1. 政府讓外籍人士也有投票權,養出大批外勞投票部隊
2. 有人到投票所發現自己已經投票了
3. 明明投票時間已過,卻還有警察強硬護送票箱入場
4. 開票開完停電,停電以後多了一個票箱,重新開票結果原本落選的執政黨反又當選

我不能示威反政。
我们应该示威要求:
1.干净选举
2.司法独立
3.反贪独立
4.军警独立
5.人民才是国家老板

这一届大选真的是'惊喜'连连啊....

1) 第一次可以边投票边抓鬼...
2) 第一次涂那么贵却又那么容易洗脱的'7天不褪色'墨汁...
3) 第一次看见最高元首在宣布开票前发通告说首相人选必须由他自己选...
4) 第一次看见国营电视台一面倒只报导'狗阵'的'战绩'...
5) 第一次听说在进行算票期间进行 'Earth Hour' 活动所以熄灯...
6) 第一次知道原来邮寄选票是在'狗阵'候选人落败的时候才会突然'变'出来计算的...
7) 第一次听说计程车可以载送选票箱的...
8) 第一次......看见'尊贵首相'在FB po文后在少过1分钟的时间被几千个人咒骂...

Malaysia.....喔....应该是 Banglasia BOLEH!!!!!!

有人说,换黑色头像代表我们放弃,低落了!
你错了!黑色头像其实是对马来西亚政府停电事件的一种讽刺.
也是对马来西亚肮脏制度的一种最好的讽刺!

Registered voters less than total counted votes in baling parliament seat.

我们看一看这个数据,2008年,国阵的popular votes有50.3%,他拿了140个国会议席。民联得票率46.8%,他只拿了82席。

2013年,得票率倒转,国阵拿了47.3%的总得票率,有133个国席,民联总得票率50.8%,但是却只拿了89席。

我发现我不会算数了。。。 


Only Malaysian Understand

一件关丹人和北根人都不知道的事.......... 原来北根一个小城市的人数既然多过彭亨首都关丹的人数..........




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Thursday, May 2, 2013

12 個寵壞孩子的方法


1. 有求必應:打從孩子出生開始,你就給他所有他要的東西,如此一來就算他以後長大成人,他還是會倔強的認為所有的一切都是世界欠他的。

2. 他出口成 "髒",你一笑置之:當孩子講出不得體的話甚至口出穢言,你卻只是笑了笑,這將會使他認為自己很可愛,他說的話很討喜,你的反應不外乎是鼓勵他,下次再挑些更討喜的"髒"話來講。

3. 從不訓練他精神獨立:從小一切幫他打點好一切事情由你來負責,等到他20 歲時再突然告訴他"自己決定吧 !"我們不難想像孩子們對這種突如其來且遲來的恩准,反應會是:"#~%&^...."。

4. 從不告訴他你錯了:如此將造成他日後嚴重的罪惡感,若我們一直避免把錯字冠諸孩子的不良行為,一直不告訴他孰是孰非,待某日他牴觸了法律,犯下了父母再也無法替他掩飾的罪行,他 還以為整個社會都與他作對,是他自己受到迫害。

5. 替他收拾所有弄亂的東西:像個名符其實的老媽子一樣地跟在他後面,撿起他丟再地上的書鞋子髒衣服,幫他整理房間做東做西打理一切,養成他日後推卸責任,將別人的好意當成是理所當然的惡習。

6. 毫不限制他的讀物:小心啊!雖然碗筷洗了餐具消毒了,孩子嘴巴吃得乾淨,腦子吃的卻是垃圾。

7. 常常當著孩子的面吵架:日後父母離婚了家庭破碎了,你也不用為孩子麻木不仁無關痛癢的反應感到震驚與不解。

8. 當他的搖錢樹:若金錢對他們而言太容易到手,想買東西時只要他們搖一搖吵一吵錢就掉下來了,不讓孩子明白金錢是要靠自己的努力去賺取的,如此要他們如何能瞭解"錢歹賺",如何使他們能有正確的金錢概念。

9. 滿足他所有的口腹之慾:當你自始至終永遠滿足他的需求時,你會發現一次的拒絕就足以對他造成傷害極大的挫折感。

10.永遠站在他這邊:站在孩子這邊固然是好的,但要永遠嗎?當孩子真的犯錯時呢?你能想像這種心態都是別人不好他們都對我的孩子有偏見,會造成他日後一生多少問題嗎?永遠站在孩子這邊,永遠教他與鄰居師長警察對立,不過是提早讓他走上不歸路罷了。

11.我就是拿他沒辦法:當孩子們闖了大禍犯了大錯,若你只是一次又一次拿這句話來搪塞,替自己的不是找藉口找台階下,孩子們以後如何能尊重你呢?他難道不會想:"既然沒辦法那就乾脆讓你一輩子都沒辦法好了"。

12.【準備過悲慘的一生吧】:想寵壞你的孩子嗎?想培育出不負責任的下一代嗎?很簡單,照著這12 條法則去做,保證你一生會是悲慘的 !




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